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January 2013

Do you smoke? That looks like a pack of cigarettes on your desk.

No, I do not smoke. Do you mean that thing on the right side? Those are painmeds because of my surgery last friday.

Also, sounds like another TMI-Tuesday; Shoot questions to tmi-rat and make sure to follow that blog too if you’re interested in answers.

Keep them questions coming!

Jan 8, 2013 4 notes
#Anonymous
((Your cat looks like my wife's cat. Is your cat greedy about food too? ;P))

Is there a cat who isn’t? :D Only about certain foods, though. I can keep her normal catfood on the floor besides her empty bowl and she would never even consider opening it. But cattreats in the highest drawer in my apartment? She always manages to not only open the drawer, but also get the cattreats out, rip their package open and eat them all. While I’m in the bathroom peeing. Not even exaggerating.

Oh, and watching TV while eating chips is a very, very bad idea. She eats the chips out of my hands while I try to feed myself. :D

Jan 8, 2013 6 notes
#askpiratedash
Jan 8, 2013 40 notes
Jan 7, 2013 96 notes
#Applejack #Twilight Sparkle #30 minute hentai #30 minute challenge #nsfw #clop #R
Jan 6, 2013 85 notes
#Fluttershy #Steampunk #30 minute challenge #30 minute hentai
Jan 6, 2013 195,869 notes
You should draw some Luna. That'd be cool.

External image

That’s the only nsfw/saucy Luna I ever drew. The sketch is 6 or 7 months old, never finished it and probably never will. I do like her colors and her mane though, so maybe I’ll draw her sometimes in the near future. 

Even though she makes a great R63 in my eyes, I think I would draw her in a normal female form. So no worries.

Jan 5, 2013 27 notes
#solo male #Rule 63 #nsfw #clop #NSFWLuna #R
Jan 5, 2013 118 notes
#King Sombra #30 minute hentai #30 minute challenge #Guard Pony #Guard Ponies #Guard #Crystal #Crystal Pony #Crystal ponies
Wait, why was that in your arm? Were you in an accident?

I had a really nasty accident a year ago, broke my ellbow and part of my lower arm. They put those metal things inside to help heal. Now it was time to get them out, because they started to hurt during normal daily activites.

Jan 4, 2013 4 notes
#sulliman34
Jan 4, 2013 36 notes
#random
Jan 3, 2013 947 notes
#2013 #boobs #butt #nudity #beach #nsfw
Jan 2, 2013 211 notes
#contortionist #contortionista-blossomforth #crotchboobs #bloss #blossomforth #ratofponi #pony #My Little Pony #MLP #mlpfim #nsfw #clop
Jan 1, 2013 92 notes

December 2012

2013!

Dec 31, 2012 26 notes
Dec 31, 2012 230 notes
#nsfw #clop #R
Dec 31, 2012 273 notes
#nsfw #clop #R

The Donation Thank You post was my 200th post since I started this blog. Very fitting and funny coincidence. Just thought I’ll let you know.

Dec 30, 2012 8 notes
#random
Dec 30, 2012 150 notes
#nsfw #clop #NSFWApplejack #R
AppleDash Drabble - Patience

callistoponi:

Rainbow Dash squirmed as the vibrator buzzed inside of her.  She wasn’t allowed to take the toy out or turn the vibration down.  She clenched around the toy, testing her effort to hold off her climax.

“Applejack,” she panted.  “Hurry back, please!”

The barn door creaked open.  Rainbow’s eyes locked onto the pony until she was standing over her.  “Oh, Applejack…”

Applejack smiled, laying down on top of Rainbow.  “You been a good girl?”

“Y-yes, mistress.”

“Good.”  Applejack rewarded her with a kiss.   Rainbow thrust her hips up, but Applejack pulled away.  “No, no, sugarcube.  Only when Ah say when.”

I’ll just leave that here.

Dec 30, 2012 30 notes
#appledash #sex #clop #nsfw #drabble #applejack #rainbow dash
Dec 29, 2012 25 notes
#personal
Play
Dec 28, 2012 81 notes
#spoilers

lunaismaiwaifu:

Okay. What the fuck.

Had a dream it was in the near future. For some odd reason, I found myself as an astronaut in a spaceship. We were studying a very small but very massive star, and the goddamn spaceship rocked like a boat because of tidal forces. 

We discover a miniature black hole! Like, the size of a coin, that was completely stable. I kid you not, someone sends me out on a goddamn spacesuit and I start to orbit around the stupid black hole because I’m too large to be sucked in but it didn’t keep me from going in circles around it for hours. 

Return back to  Earth, meet up with Ratofponi (I DON’T KNOW) and we have a dumb conversation about it, then we have the BRIGHT AS FUCK IDEA to try and stick my leg inside the black hole to see where it goes. Clearly it does not end well.

It’s been a long time since I remembered any of my dreams. DREAMS ARE WEEEEIRD.

Wat.

I… have no idea what to respond to that.

But I appeared in a dream of someone whose art I really like, so yay! I guess? I’M A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED THOUGH.

Edit: Also that idea totally sounds like it could’ve come from me.

Dec 28, 2012 19 notes
#random
Dec 27, 2012 365 notes
#My Little Pony #friendship is magic #applejack #rarity #rainbow dash #humanized #bdsm #nsfw
A very Appledash Christmas by TAW

So, TAW wrote this as a gift for me after the mistletoe picture.

Thank you again, TAW! I really like it. <3 And you’re so very fast at writing. Also thanks for being my friend and all that sappy stuff. I hope you enjoy your Hearth’s Warming Eve.

  • >Rainbow Dash
  • >Skiing and not Snowboarding
  • >Likes looking at snowflakes

But seriously, so very cute. And the slow realization that it’s the prequel to my picture. It melted my heart.

Very short but cute Appledash fic after the cut.

Keep reading

Dec 24, 2012 14 notes
#Appledash
Dec 24, 2012 25 notes
#personal
Dec 24, 2012 176 notes
#nsfw #clop #NSFWApplejack #NSFWRainbow Dash #Appledash #R #I fucking love you guys
as a past donator and in the name of future ones , a simple word added , few letters typed can avoid 30 tons of drama. At least for the gay males.

But why does that even produce drama? People don’t complain when I post female solo untagged. Y'all are acting as if solo male content is the most disturbing shit in the world.

You almost never see solo male or gay content from me anyway, so I think it’s not that hard to just scroll past the content that you don’t like. And I really can’t cater to everyone in this regard. Especially not if it’s something vanilla as solo male content.

If it were something disturbing or triggering, then I’d certainly tag it, though.

What if people only filter out “solo male” but not “male solo”? Which tags would I have to add? How many exactly? I mean, yes, adding one tag isn’t a lot of work for me, and it’s certainly worth it if it saves some followers from seeing something they don’t like. But I just can’t promise to do that, because I’m sure I’m going to forget adding tags that I think are trivial sooner or later. And then we’re going to have the exact same conversation again.

I drew my line in regards to tags; I tag nsfw. I tag clop. And I don’t use the normal character names for tagging my porn. And if I someday draw a disturbing or very controversial fetish I’m sure I’m gonna tag that too (just like I did with “crossdressing” FYI). But I really can’t start to tag everything I post with every possible tag because it’s maybe something that a small minority of followers don’t like.

Also thank you very much for your past donation. I do appreciate it greatly. It means a lot to me, that you support my art in this way. I really don’t appreciate that you try to use this to guilt trip me into your double standards, though.

If a great deal of people think it’s absolutely necessary for me to tag gay/solo male stuff, I’ll try to adhere to that wish. So let me know.

Dec 23, 2012 15 notes
#mimimi drama
Solo male tag , please , for the love of god.

Sorry, but I’m not going to start using “solo female”, “solo male”, “female on male”, “lesbian”, “gay” or “bisexual pink cartoon earth pony on lesbian blue pegasus” tags. It’s not that hard to just scroll past content that you don’t like.

Dec 23, 2012 20 notes
#Anonymous
Dec 23, 2012 213 notes
#NSFWApplejack #commission
Dec 23, 2012 351 notes
#nsfw #clop #crossdressing #Skipsy
Dec 23, 2012 23 notes
Dec 22, 2012 161 notes
#RatofDrawn #Applejack #My Little Pony #Friendship Is Magic #Apple Family Reunion
HOLD EM UP AND NAIL EM DOWN

That’s all.

Best post-apocalypse episode ever.

Dec 22, 2012 9 notes
Dec 20, 2012 164 notes
#nsfw #R #NSFWApplejack #NSFWRainbow Dash
Gesundhoof

That’s all.

Dec 20, 2012 5 notes
#So excited for the new episode omgomgomg
What with the male spam recently? i miss YOUR females , not skipsy's male and gay's content.

>95% of my content is female solo or lesbian stuff
>reblog two pictures in the last two weeks that were drawn for me as a gift, which include gay or male solo content
>spam

Seriously?

Dec 19, 2012 19 notes
Dec 18, 2012 80 notes
#RatofDrawn #Applejack #G1 #My Little Pony
((But TMI Rat's box isn't open XP I got an error message.))

Sorry, fixed it!

Dec 18, 2012 1 note
#askpiratedash
TMI Tuesday

tmi-rat:

Because~

It’s TMI Tuesday and I opened a special ask-blog for that, so I don’t need to spam my art/personal blog here with the questions. Just ask me stuff and I’ll answer them over on tmi-rat. So make sure to follow that blog too, if you’re interested in reading my answers.

Dec 18, 2012 2 notes
Dec 18, 2012 92 notes
#spoilers #oh my god I'm so excited you have no idea
Dec 18, 2012 129 notes
#nsfw #clop #R #NSFWApplejack #Lovepillow
Dec 16, 2012 264 notes
#Reblog #I'm not sure if I should tag this nsfw
Dec 13, 2012 394 notes
#OC #nsfwsweet strokes #nsfwskipsy #gay #nsfw #clop
Could we get that Twi without that wall of text background, please?

It’s really messy and a very quick sketch, just for the sake of making a joke that wouldn’t work without knowledge of the wall of text that’s in the background. So I don’t really think it’s good enough to post to the public without it, but since you asked, enjoy:

Bigger version: here

Dec 9, 2012 49 notes
#nsfw #clop #NSFWTwilight Sparkle #R
Dec 9, 2012 190 notes
#nsfw #clop #meta #nsfwtwilight sparkle #trolling
What's up with the ask blog/mod blog? You haven't updated either for about a month now.

Yes, I’m aware of that. It’s an incredibly busy time for me at the moment. Not only is Christmas coming up and I’m working an awful lot, there is some other personal stuff needs my full attention. I’m also working on some commissions right now, but I do have some non-smut things in the making besides that, so you can expect something soon™. The next Ask-Appledash updated is sketched out, but that has such a low priority on my list right now, that it’s probably gonna be at least another two-three weeks. If not more.

So don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about my other blogs. I am drawing as much as possible right now.

Dec 9, 2012 2 notes
#Anonymous
Dec 7, 2012 265 notes
#NSFW #Clop #NSFWApplejack #NSFWRainbow Dash #NSFWAppledash #R
Hidden powerlevel

While walking to a restaurant for lunch with some of my coworkers today, a carriage passed us in the snow. Just some minutes earlier our conversation topic was loosely related to female buttocks. And apparently the driver of the carriage was a cute girl with a nice behind.

Coworker #1: That’s also a pretty nice ass

Coworker #2: Mhm!

Me: Huh? The horse’s?

I’m glad they thought I was just making a clever joke. One even jokingly replied:

Coworker #1: Interesting fetish you have there, Rat.

IF THEY ONLY KNEW.

Dec 6, 2012 53 notes
#random #I should lay off the pony porn for a while #seriously
Dec 5, 2012 60 notes
#SFW #crystal ponies #Crystal pony #Queen Chrysalis #R #30 minute challenge
Dec 3, 2012 87 notes
#nsfw #clop #R #30 minute challenge
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