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September 2016

Sep 5, 2016 790 notes
#clop #mlpnsfw #nsfwmlp #oc #r #tracy swift

August 2016

Aug 22, 2016 36 notes

July 2016

callistoponi replied to your post:Aww. I think we have pretty good cheese. Not all…

Of course a rat would know cheese ��

ACTUALLY THAT’S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION AS WELL. Just like bunnies and carrots. They don’t really like it more than any other food. And mice actually kinda hate cheese even. Rats are more neutral towards it.

Sorry for being a buzzkill :P

Jul 28, 2016 24 notes
#callistoponi
Aww. I think we have pretty good cheese. Not all of it of course. But, you know, there's bad brands and such everywhere. 'American' Cheese, the slice stuff calling itself that, is legitimately pretty bad though. For some reason it works on sandwiches- but that's it. Still, I think we've got decent cheddar, swiss, colby-jack, provolone, mozzarella, and parmesan available in most places. Maybe try various brands or a nice deli?

Oh yeh, I know! There’s some pretty good cheese over here, but it will never come close to stuff from back home for me personally. I prefer italian Parmesan and Mozzarella, but the American brands are pretty good as well! Same for Brie, nothing beats the real deal, but some American brands are very good. I do like American Provolone a lot, though! And Colby-Jack is nice. Sadly not a big fan of Cheddar, and that stuff is everywhere. :( “Cheese flavor” seems to be synonymous with Cheddar, haha. I don’t think I’ve ever tried a high quality brand of Cheddar tho, so my perception is probably warped in that regard.

Fun fact, what you guys call “Swiss cheese” is actually only one (and in my eyes not even the best, by far) of several hugely popular varieties of cheeses from Switzerland. If you ever get the chance, try Gruyere! It’s my absolute favorite cheese from Switzerland. Safeway/Vons stocks real imported Gruyere, sadly it’s criminally expensive.

Also secret cheese pro tip lifehack: Try combining cheese with jam. It’s super tasty!

Anyways, time for sleep! Night guys, it was fun talking about random stuff with you. I hope I didn’t annoy anyone.

Jul 28, 2016 25 notes
#RAT THE CHEESE CONNOISSEUR #personal life #not art #cheese discourse #asksolarflair
Have you ever had American chocolate? Like Hershey's milk chocolate?

I don’t remember if I ever specifically had Hershey’s. I’m not supposed to eat sugar, so I try to stay away. I do remember having some Reese’s and other american chocolate products, tho!

They didn’t quite taste like what we had back home. But I see some imported Swiss and German (theirs is good too!) chocolate brands in grocery stores here in the US all the time! Lindt is pretty nice. Or Milka. In my opinion as someone who doesn’t really eat sweets!

Also the cheese here is mostly a sad excuse for fermented milk :( And real imported Swiss or Italian cheese costs an arm and a leg. But otherwise food is pretty amazing here in the US. Love the variety and all the different cuisines. So many options!

Edit: Love how fitting your username is!

Jul 28, 2016 20 notes
#personal life #not art #RAT THE CHEESE CONNOISSEUR #necro-om-nom-nomicon #Rat talks about Switzerland

darkisoterrabyte:

ratofponi:

darkisoterrabyte replied to your post:

So do you sound like Mercy or Torb? XD

Well they’re both Swedish and mercy primarily speaks german(from what people tell me). Did you happen to run into Riens VA? See who does a better impression xP

Mercy is Swiss. Switzerland and Sweden aren’t the same thing, even tho it seems to be a very common misconception for some reason!

Switzerland is small, located south of Germany, has a big white plus on a red square as a flag, is famous for their neutrality. For cheese, chocolate, clocks. Ricola and Toblerone. Also snow and the Alps and CERN. Also bank accounts. Swiss people speak either German, Italian, French or Retoromanic.

Sweden is big, north of Europe, has a yellow cross on a blue flag, famous for Ikea, ABBA, Volvo and socialist policies. Also hot blonde women. They speak Swedish.

The more you know!

Now I feel stupid =_=

Haha, don’t worry. Like I said, it’s a super common misconception sadly. The more people that are educated the better!

I would love to know where the misconception comes from, tho. I always wondered.

Jul 27, 2016 57 notes
#personal life #not art

darkisoterrabyte replied to your post:

So do you sound like Mercy or Torb? XD

Well they’re both Swedish and mercy primarily speaks german(from what people tell me). Did you happen to run into Riens VA? See who does a better impression xP

Mercy is Swiss. Switzerland and Sweden aren’t the same thing, even tho it seems to be a very common misconception for some reason!

Switzerland is small, located south of Germany, has a big white plus on a red square as a flag, is famous for their neutrality. For cheese, chocolate, clocks. Ricola and Toblerone. Also snow and the Alps and CERN. Also bank accounts. Swiss people speak either German, Italian, French or Retoromanic.

Sweden is big, north of Europe, has a yellow cross on a blue flag, famous for Ikea, ABBA, Volvo and socialist policies. Also hot blonde women. They speak Swedish.

The more you know!

Jul 27, 2016 57 notes
#darkisoterrabyte
So do you sound like Mercy or Torb? XD

Torb is Swedish, completely different language and different part of the world. :P I guess I kinda sound like Mercy or Reinhardt just with a stronger accent?

Jul 27, 2016 10 notes
#darkisoterrabyte

t-m3rcy replied to your post:Back home from my very first SDCC! It was…

Darn it… I wanted to go there… and meet Ashleigh… You have an accent?

Yeh, I’m from Switzerland! I kinda have an almost German accent!

Jul 27, 2016 14 notes
#t-m3rcy

Back home from my very first SDCC! It was absolutely amazing and super exhausting!

I met the mane six cast (minus Tabitha) and talked a tiny bit with Ashleigh. She didn’t remember me of course, but she commented on my accent and aaah, she’s awesome. <3

Also randomly ran into Robert Picardo and shook his hand! Loved the EMH in Voyager and he was super nice. Got a bunch of great merch, lots of free stuff and bought some nice art as well. A super gorgeous D.Va print was one of them and also an adorable Applejack. I’ll take some pic of my office soon, once I finish hanging up all the new art! I also attended some panels, I’m super excited for a lot of new shows and games now! And I met some of my favorite webcomic artists.

I don’t think I’ve ever walked that much (my phone says 50 miles) while simultaneously somehow spending most of my time in a line for something!

Anyways, I just wanted to give a quick update! If you follow me on Twitter, you saw all my fangasming over the con already. I’m back drawing again now, I’ll try to stream tomorrow at around noon as well as on Friday to catch up on missed time! As usual, I’m almost done with a bunch of art and can hopefully post some stuff very soon.

Also I didn’t log in to tumblr once during those past 7 days, if I missed something awesome, please let me know!

Jul 27, 2016 32 notes
#personal life #not art

Aaaaah, someone auto-bought the piece. I’m completely overwhelmed by the support and how fast and big those bids came in. Thank you so much! I’m so humbled to see people think my art is worth spending money on. It means so much to me. Thank you!

If I have an idea for a hot picture like this again, I’ll probably make another YCH auction like this. After I’m done with my current workload and got all of my personal ideas out! And next time I’ll deactivate the autobuy, so it’s fairer for everyone. To be honest, I didn’t think anyone would autobuy that!

Anyways, thanks everyone for the interest, you’ll be able to see the finished piece soon! And sorry if you were interested but couldn’t get it.

Jul 18, 2016 32 notes
Jul 18, 2016 272 notes
#R #clop #nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #YCH auction
Jul 16, 2016 162 notes
Jul 15, 2016 65 notes
#nsfw #clop #starguzzler #submission

Oh yeh, I won’t have my weekly stream tomorrow since it’ll be my birthday and I’m going to be out and about celebrating being old now.

Also no weekly stream on Friday next week, since I’ll be at SDCC! I’ll stream this Sunday and/or Monday instead!

Jul 14, 2016 31 notes
Jul 14, 2016 1,211 notes
#clop #nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #NSFWTwilight Sparkle #R #RatofDrawn
Well I’ll be damned

datcatwhatcameback:

penlink:

jack-aka-randomboobguy:

Patreon now accepts Paypal for adult content creators

Good, good, spreading the word now.

I saw! This is awesome. :D

Really great news! Maybe those are the signs that PP is learning that NSFW isn’t that evil and bad after all? Here’s hoping!

Jul 12, 2016 3,434 notes

Pokémon Go is insane! I was hanging out in a park with about a 100 other people in the middle of the night, catching Pokémon. At one point someone yelled “There’s a Scythor here!” and everyone came running towards it. It was amazing!

Also there are so many players everywhere. Drop a lure at a Pokestop and within minutes a small group of people gathered!

It’s a lot of fun and the community is great, it’s awesome to meet so many people who are caught in the same craziness.

Also, go team Valor!

(New art is coming really soon, I promise! I’m hoping tomorrow. I’m so sorry for being slow.)

Jul 10, 2016 66 notes
#Personal life #Random

Sadly I couldn’t make it to Bronycon myself, but if you’re there, AphexAngel’s Table (#508) is selling a bunch of my buttons and 2 of my prints! Go check it out!

Also I hope you guys are having a great time!

Jul 9, 2016 26 notes
Jul 4, 2016 73 notes
#Personal life

lunaismaiwaifu replied to your post:Happy ‘Murica Day! 4th of July is always kinda…

JESUS CHRIST IT’S BEEN THREE YEARS??

I know, right? I can’t believe it’s been that long! It feels like yesterday. But at the same time America feels like my home, as well. It’s weird!

Jul 4, 2016 21 notes
#lunaismaiwaifu

Happy ‘Murica Day!

4th of July is always kinda special to me, because yesterday has been the third anniversary of my move to the States. It has been an absolutely amazing time thus far. Big thanks to all of you for supporting my art and liking what I draw!

I have a bunch of almost done art ready to show you guys in the next few days! Stay tuned and thanks for being patient. I’m sorry I haven’t been posting much art lately, I’ve been working on multiple projects simultaneously! So progress has been a bit slower than usual.

Anyways! I hope you guys have a great day and enjoy some tasty food, American or not!

Jul 4, 2016 43 notes
Jul 3, 2016 91 notes

June 2016

Hey Rat. I'm trying to prove a point to a friend of mine. Do you still have that first clop picture you drew? The one that looks like it's on a post-it note and drawn in pencil? If you do could you share it with me so I can show it to him?

This one? Here’s some more info about it! :D

My very first (digital) clop pictures were either one of those following two, they’re both dated for February 11th 2012!

Anonymous fanart I drew for @haiku-oezu! Rainbow Dash cosplaying as the OC Honey Dip!


I wish I still knew the context of this, I think it had something to do with a conversation on Skype. But it’s definitely something I never posted publicly before. 

And I’m pretty sure this here was my very first explicit picture I colored:

And just as a bonus, this here is the very first clop related post on this tumblr.

What a trip down the memory lane this post was, haha! Anyways, I hope it was interesting.

PLEASE DON’T UPLOAD THESE TO DERPIBOORU GUYS I’M EMBARRASSED. 

Jun 25, 2016 117 notes
#R #history of rat #clop #nsfwmlp #the-doc-holliday
Jun 20, 2016 462 notes
#clop #nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #The Clop Book
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Jun 17, 2016 81 notes
#random #personal life

Did a thing with my tumblr icon in light of last weekend. 

And in general changing my avatar was long overdue, the art in the old one was 3 years old. This one is “only” 1 year old… I need to draw more AJ!

Jun 14, 2016 47 notes
Jun 8, 2016 361 notes
#watersports #pee #nsfwmlp #clop #mlpnsfw #R
I'm sure police pone wouldn't mind if we wanted to 'cop' a feel, yes?
Jun 8, 2016 25 notes
#I'll just leave that unanswered here #I love puns #but I don't know how to react #piratedashmod
Jun 8, 2016 768 notes
#nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #clop #R

Sorry for drawing a confusing picture, haha. The next one that’s almost done is much more straightforward! :P Stay tuned!

Hint: It’s sexy police pone from the Maud episode!

Jun 1, 2016 28 notes

eeveeinheat:

ratofponi:

trapped-in-a-jar replied to your post “pikacock replied to your photoset: I was commissioned to draw this OC,…”

I would argue the urethra could conceivably only have one functioning pathway. If you have two, the urine would still find the path of least resistance. Also, due to how the anatomy is positioned, it’d always end up going through the female anatomy. You can look at the urethra yourself in an anatomical drawing, and see that in male anatomy it’d kind of “go around” due to the genitals but not so with females. Females are more a “straight shot”, you see.

Oh that makes sense! Awesome, so I chose the right exit point. Even tho some people now think her balls are somehow leaking pee. Because that makes more sense than that it’s coming out of her urethra below the balls. 

Now that would be an interestingly weird fetish, pee filled balls.

Well, technically you still choose the wrong position, since the female urethra is under the clitoris, not above it. (in reference to her position on her back)

The clitoris is supposed to be all the way under the hanging balls!

Edit: like this:

Jun 1, 2016 137 notes
I think the confusion mostly comes because the urethra isn't shown. That's because the balls are hanging down and squishing it and the labia together to hide the urethra beneath them. But there is still some sort of defined stream to the pee, despite the hole having been more or less completely squished or closed. I think the confusion would be avoided if the pee was even more just a dribble and spray instead of a solid stream, more than you did. Pooling largely on her tail instead of beyond it.

I can see that! I should’ve probably made more random spraying in every direction. Thank you!

The idea was that the stream was hitting the underside of the balls pretty hard, creating a whole bunch of other streams “reflecting” from the original point of impact, but there’s still one “main” stream forming with enough force to be defined enough! If that makes sense? The urethra isn’t squished or completely closed off, there’s some room for the initial stream to form until it hits the underside of the balls where the splitting then occurs. 

Like if you put your hand against a hose, a lot of the water will stay defined together and create a sort of reflected stream in a new direction, while the rest will just spray in every direction.

Jun 1, 2016 18 notes
#falloutyoshi
trapped-in-a-jar replied to your post “pikacock replied to your photoset: I was commissioned to draw this OC,…”

I would argue the urethra could conceivably only have one functioning pathway. If you have two, the urine would still find the path of least resistance. Also, due to how the anatomy is positioned, it’d always end up going through the female anatomy. You can look at the urethra yourself in an anatomical drawing, and see that in male anatomy it’d kind of “go around” due to the genitals but not so with females. Females are more a “straight shot”, you see.

Oh that makes sense! Awesome, so I chose the right exit point. Even tho some people now think her balls are somehow leaking pee. Because that makes more sense than that it’s coming out of her urethra below the balls. 

Now that would be an interestingly weird fetish, pee filled balls.

Jun 1, 2016 137 notes
#trapped-in-a-jar #random

pikacock replied to your photoset: I was commissioned to draw this OC, Kazlee, as a…

I didn’t know balls could piss like that

It’s coming out of her urethra, the balls are just blocking the way, hence the whole spraying out under them part.

The discussion if the pee should come out of the urethra in the vagina or in the penis was an interesting one. I still wonder how that would work if futa (so two completely working sets of genitals) were real. Maybe the pee would come out of both urethrae simultaneously?

Questions in the life of a porn artist

Jun 1, 2016 18 notes
#random
Jun 1, 2016 328 notes
#watersports #nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #R #OC #pee #Futa

May 2016

Will you be attending bronycon this year?

Sadly not! I’m hoping for next year. I kinda wanna do both Bronycon and Anthrocon in one swoop, here’s hoping!

May 26, 2016 11 notes
#sorennightsky
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May 26, 2016 104 notes
#not pony #not art #Overwatch #D.Va
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May 14, 2016 176 notes
#clop #mlpnsfw #nsfwmlp #r
May 13, 2016 70 notes
May 13, 2016 186 notes
When you say it's focused on females, does that mean there is no futa ?

Yep! No futa, no dicks, just vaginae!

May 10, 2016 22 notes

Sorry if there were any typos or weird things in the last post, I’m writing from my cell phone since I’m still out of town!

May 10, 2016 18 notes
May 10, 2016 100 notes
#nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #R
May 5, 2016 48 notes
#personal life
How do you think the Magic-groping would feel like? Like, using magic to touch and grope someone, like Luna playing with AJs clitty

I like to imagine that it feels like pop rocks on your tongue!

May 1, 2016 33 notes
May 1, 2016 1,206 notes
#mlpnsfw #clop
May 1, 2016 965 notes
#clop #nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #NSFWApplejack #NSFWLuna #R

April 2016

sparklesintwilight replied to your photoset:

*Order here* Hey guys! Sorry for the bad picture…

are you allowed to sell adult stuff there? (or is that why it’s leftover?)

Babscon only allows non-adult stuff! But some great people of the /mlp/ room party offered their room to a bunch of smut artists. So we were able to sell our adult stuff for an hour before the actual room party started. Which was pretty awesome! Afaik Trotcon is the only con with an official After Dark vendor hall. And I hope a lot more pony cons will follow their lead!

Apr 29, 2016 18 notes
#sparklesintwilight
Apr 29, 2016 210 notes
#clop #nsfwmlp #mlpnsfw #R
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