Haha, that bugs me too. I couldn’t believe how much holly I saw when I googled mistletoe to get some references.
And here’s the pee edit, as requested!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I hope all of you have some wonderful days and are enjoying them!
Each month, the people who support me on patreon provide a bunch of ideas and then vote on them to decide what kind of picture I draw for them that month. For December this lovely idea won. It was pretty much a Christmas present to myself, since I absolutely love drawing AJ! So thank you very much to everyone who voted for this idea!
If you want to help decide on what picture I draw next month for my patreons, please consider supporting my patreon.
since you did that lewd BB-8 art, which was fantastic btw, thought you might get a kick out of this :P

Haha, that’s awesome! Thanks @rwby-fan!
Thank you everybody for the countless nice and supportive messages. It means a whole lot. I’m happy to have realized that the hateful people are just a very small (but vocal) minority. There were even some people who told me they don’t like the idea of drawing porn that left me some kind words. It really meant a lot. Thank you.
Also, I gained like 100 new followers in the past 24 hours, so welcome all of you! I hope you enjoy your stay. I’m glad the posts reached some people who appreciate the art! Usually this blog is way less drama and text and way more drawings.
Anyways, Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays, everyone. Thanks for being awesome!
Thanks! I’m glad it made you laugh!
Yeh, they only use “he” and “it” in the movie! There were a few interviews, before the movie was released, that implied and once even outright stated by one of the producer that BB-8 is a girl. A couple of news outlets picked up on that and reported it. Then the closer it came to the movie release, the more conflicting info was out there. Some staff members of the movie called BB he, others said she but the majority referred to BB as male. And I’m pretty sure it’s canon now that BB is indeed male, just like R2. I remember JJ saying that they started out with BB as a girl but the longer they worked with it, the more they saw BB as a boy.
But it became such a big thing apparently, that multiple real life and internet media outlets reported on the “issue”, asking if BB is male or female and how important it is that she’s female (actual quote from The Guardian). Reporters started asking actors what they thought BB’s gender is, it became one of those questions that they asked each one of the main characters. Oscar Isaac (Poe) replied that he likes BB but didn’t check under the chassis, haha. And there was even a reporter on the London red carpet premiere, that asked the real life model of BB directly if it’s a boy or a girl. It moved it’s head down and beeped sadly in response.
Anyways, it was funny and bizzare, so many newspapers and other outlets were suddenly concerned about the gender of a Star Wars Astromech. And that’s when I decided to pitch in on the debate, haha. It’s no secret that I adore strong female characters and that I identify stronger with female characters as well,so I chose the “she’s a girl” side.
I still like to think BB is female. She’s round and cute and shows more expression than R2 and since The Force Awakens is big on female characters (there were some unnamed female Stormtroopers, awesome!) I like thinking BB is one of them as well. But in the end it is a very silly issue that doesn’t matter too much, BB is a droid!
The only Astromechs that I know of that are canonically confirmed female are Obi Wan’s red R4 in the prequels and the pink R2-KT that makes a cameo in The Force Awakens and was built in honor of a little girl that died of cancer a long while ago.
I might love Star Wars a little bit too much
A year ago, @braeburned gathered a whole bunch of artists and we created the gay themed art pack Saddle Up. Brae just announced that the pictures are no longer on a Do Not Post list and we’re free to post them! Thanks, Brae! I loved drawing something for the pack and you did amazing work not only with your art but also by organizing everything and keeping us all on track. So here are my contributions! Please keep in mind that those pics are over a year old, I drew them in November 2014!
Enjoy!
Also did you see the penis rock in the background of the first pic? I thought I was so clever when I drew that.
<3
PSA because someone with reach in certain tumblr circles found and reblogged my BB-8 post and I have a lot of nasty hate in my inbox now:
I don’t mind if you make fun of it or anything, at all! It’s super silly. It’s super weird. I understand! I think it’s weird myself, and I realize that it’s even weirder for someone who never has been in contact with any kind of rule 34 before. But the second it turns from making fun of it into harassing me (or even just people who dared to defend me) or sending me death threats is where it becomes a problem. Don’t be that guy. Nobody likes that guy. You don’t have to put others down to make yourself feel better.
Just because I draw a spherical droid from Star Wars with a fake vagina doesn’t mean I want to fuck said spherical droid. It also doesn’t mean that BB-8 arouses me. On the contrary, I think the character is super cute and most adorable, I don’t see anything sexual in it at all. I can’t believe how many people aren’t able to differentiate between reality and fiction.
Also, just because I drew said droid with a vagina instead of a dick doesn’t mean I’m a misogynist and/or rapist (Yes, people called me a rapist for drawing BB-8 with a fleshlight stuffed in one of her ports). Seriously, you can’t yell at me and call me a misogynist for sexualizing a female character and then tell me in the same message that droids don’t have a gender. At least decide why exactly you’re mad at me.
Also while you’re at it, please think about how a silly little drawing that was never meant to be more than a joke and meant to be fun makes you so mad that you feel justified to send Anonymous hate on Christmas. (Small reminder: this here is a porn blog, I draw porn for fun and about 10k followers follow me because they think cartoon porn is fun too, don’t kinkshame) Seriously, a drawing makes you mad. Do you even realize how that sounds? Are you self aware enough to realize that you’re judging someone for what’s essentially a doodle? A drawing you could just ignore or scroll past makes you mad to the point where you need to harass the artist and call for the artist’s suicide.
And maybe you should rethink your life if a drawing is able to make you this angry. I didn’t realize how many people on tumblr are so full of hate and just wait for the opportunity to jump at someone’s throat. It’s kinda pathetic, I can’t even imagine how miserable someone’s life has to be to be able to find joy in spreading hate. I usually stay away from those harassment circles and everything political or social justice related on tumblr because those topics tend to attract those kind of people on both sides. But today I fully understood why so many people say tumblr is toxic. It’s interesting how there’s this huge community of people here who are just drawing weird porn and having fun and then suddenly another group of people who also use tumblr realize the first community exist and immediately start screeching and throwing shit. Can’t we all just be mature about it?
Sorry to my followers for the huge wall of text. I thought about ignoring the haters, because obviously a lot of them just do it for the attention and ignoring it all would’ve definitely been the smarter move. But after thinking for a while and getting more and more messages I felt the need to write out my thoughts because some of them seriously think they’re on higher moral ground. Pro tip: The moral high ground isn’t a place from where you can throw stones more effectively.
Christmas commission for dasprid starring Tracy Swift! What a lovely naughty christmas tree. I had fun playing around with the lighting, I hope you guys like it!
Enjoy!
This was the first time I did three characters in an animation, never again. It turned out better than I expected though, I just wish it was Twi instead of Rarity in this…oh well.
And I’m sorry that there’s no climax, I didn’t really feel like spending more time on it since it took forever as it is.
I guess it’s pretty neat even without, but I also feel it’s somehow a bit bland, I’m not sure why…maybe it’s just a bit repetitive.Anyway, enjoy. :)
Btw, big thanks to @ratofdrawn for helping me out as I started this - and obviously for drawing it in the first place. :) (hope you’ll like it!)
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Source files:
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Oh my god, that turned out absolutely amazing! Thanks so much for bringing one of my drawings to life. I just love the little magic spark every time AJ licks the horn. And the way Rarity massages AJ’s privates… And the leg twitches are super cute. You added so many great details!
I didn’t think it was possible to fall in love with one of my own pictures, but you certainly made it possible. Thank you.
I hope y’all enjoy it as much as I do!
BB-8 is super adorable. And when I found out that there’s a huge debate going on if she’s supposedly a girl or a boy, I knew I had to draw her with a special Fleshlight port. So here it is in celebration of today’s opening night!
But seriously, she’s so cute. Check out the real, completely working model that was at the red carpet world premiere on Monday here.
It was lots of fun drawing something mechanical for once.
Anyways, I hope you guys like the silliness. There will be some new pony soon.
I’m off to see the movie now, take care!
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Ah, I renamed a bunch of my Dropbox folders a few weeks ago, I guess that broke some of the old links, I’m sorry!
Most of my art is in high res on derpibooru. (artist tag is RatofDrawn) I don’t really have a collection of all of my art readily available, I only have the past year or so here. For older stuff you’ll have to dig through derpibooru, sorry!
I also plan on making a big 2015 collection post at the end of the year!
Edit: apparently dropbox is being difficult and the link doesn’t work always right now, it should be fixed tomorrow hopefully!
Edit 2: Should work now!
Aw, thank you so much for your kind words, I can’t stop smiling!
Since you asked nicely and I have a huge thing for anything butt related, I drew her wearing the same buttplug as in the Sex Toy Market picture.

Enjoy!