Rat's Saucy Nest

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Ah, today’s episode was absolutely amazing. Such a great end to this particular storyline, so many emotions and everything. I’m really happy with the outcome and everything. Also both Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were absolutely cute and great. Definitely one of my favorite episodes of all seasons, it was beautiful.

I really like the designs, I wish I could say more, but I don’t wanna spoil too much stuff (even tho it’s all over the internet anyways.) Go watch the episode everyone!

And the fact that this episode aired exactly on the day five years after the first Friendship Is Magic episode aired is great. Such a nice anniversary present!

theponyplotbook:

Pony Plot Book 2 Pre-Orders Available now!

My apologies for being gone for so long, but we are now taking pre-orders for the second Pony Plot Book! (and more to come very soon!)

Order here: http://goo.gl/forms/OMeGHlMOu5

Thank you all for your support of the last book. This time around not only will there be the best work of the artists already posted, but each artist has created an exclusive piece for this book! (To be released after the book release). This time we will be also offering digital downloads!

For the Fall 2015 book we will be featuring these great artists:

Crombie- @cromboi http://cromboi.tumblr.com/

FearingFun- @fearingfun http://fearingfun.tumblr.com/

Rainbowscreen- @rainbowscreen http://rainbowscreen.tumblr.com/

RatofDrawn- @ratofponi http://ratofponi.tumblr.com/

Shydale- @shydale @darkdale http://darkdale.tumblr.com/

Please see after the break for more info, and about how to get your name in the book as a supporter!

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Check it out, I’m part of a thing again! If you frequent my livestreams, you saw me working on the exclusive picture for the book, it’s of course an Applejack picture.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Maybe you should include a link to the story? That way if any of your followers are curious about it from the fan art, they can go read it.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Good point! If someone’s interested, here’s the link. I’m not sure if you need to have the mature filter deactivated or not.

Go read some sweet Appledash clop! If you scroll all the way down to about comment #97, you’ll even see how I met my wife!

tchernobog:

stickyfgee:

a little sketch for the fanfic “Stuck" 

Hey, Rat! Look what I found :D

Oh my god, that’s incredibly awesome! Reblogging so my wife, the author of Stuck, will also see it, I’m sure she’ll be absolutely amazed!

It’s so cute, aaaaah. You rock, @stickyfgee!

doggart:

Berry Inviting 

A fulfilled request! After last week’s draw!

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I have always been a fan of @ratofponi‘s butt posters and decided to give the look a try! I think berry turned out pretty well!

Also huge thanks to Rat for critiquing my work as well as giving the suggestion of the double vision version! Which was a spark of brilliance! 

Both are on Derpibooru in Full Res if you would like to fetch it: [Berry Butt] [Butt with Double Vision]

Enjoy

~Dogg

Check it out, my butt posters are becoming a thing with other artists! Turned out awesome, Dogg! I’m happy you liked my double vision idea! Love what you did with the front legs and everything. The drunkenness really comes across. And the cork is great!

ask-wbm replied to your post “To the Anon who asked if sex really is the greatest thing in the world…”
Sex really is great. Once you had it like a few hundret times it becomes a thing that still is great, but you start to understand that it certainly isn’t everything. There are things that can be better than sex. Like ice cream or a nice vacation.

Yes, so much! I’m amazed how you’re able to put what I tried to say in a huge wall of text into four sentences, haha.

To the Anon who asked if sex really is the greatest thing in the world (Sorry, since your question was multiple asks I can’t really publish them together. Also if you want me to answer in more detail and private, you’ll have to send me an ask non-anonymously):

Sex is pretty great, especially with a person you’re very attracted to it’s very amazing and satisfying! But it’s definitely not the greatest thing in the world like it’s made out to be, at least for me. It ranks up there and is amongst my favorite things in life (but definitely not THE most favorite), but I think overall sex is overrated.

Like you said, the media, advertisement, games, everything is bombarding us with the idea of sex and how mind-blowingly amazing it is. And that often it’s the most important thing ever (or at least the driving force behind a storyline or something). Or like if someone doesn’t have had sex yet, that they’re missing out on something huge or that they’re somehow a loser. Or how the first time is always this super amazing magical thing, where both know what they’re doing and both have orgasms (even simultaneously!) and know exactly what their partner wants and likes. Please. 

That’s definitely not true, and sex is kinda overhyped in mainstream media (and often misplaced, l dislike pointless and unnecessary side storylines about romance or sex in an action movie or a drama series, for example. It’s different if they are relevant to the whole story or a character arc, but a lot of times it’s just there because sex and love-triangle stuff sells. And it shows.) Which is funny, coming from someone who draws porn. Obviously sexuality is a very big thing in my life and it’s something very important to me and I’m very sex-positive. And I absolutely love sexy stuff. I have drawn porn hanging on my walls and everything. But the actual act of sex itself isn’t the ultimate answer to all questions and the one thing every human should aspire to achieve. Don’t be stressed out if you haven’t had sex yet, it’s not a measurement on how much you’re worth.

I hope that helped! Ah so many people asking for advice or my thoughts on something, I feel like I should open a separate blog for that. Ratvice or something! I hope I’m not annoying you guys who’re just here for the colorful smut. I like sharing my thoughts and trying to be helpful!

Shout out to the guy who works at Little Cesar and enables my wife’s pizza addiction! I’m amazed that someone local follows my tumblr. (And actually recognized my wife and her pony shirt.) You’re awesome!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I have a rather... strange request. Remember that vibrator you drew for Twilight in the beach wallpaper? Would you mind making a quick edit for your recent Twilight-Sleeping-On-Books drawing with that vibrator strapped to her hind leg or something, and slipped inside her vag? Thanks for your time. Keep being awesome.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Sure! It’s really just a quick edit tho, I haven’t had time for more. I hope you like it, tho!

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High res here!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hey Rat! Don't know if ya noticed, but both those twilight links lead to the same non-WS pic!
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Oh, oops! I’m sorry. I edited the post, here’s the WS link.

Thanks for letting me know!

Watersports version, as requested. I hope book covers in Equestria are waterproof, otherwise she’s going to be upset once she wakes up!

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September’s patreon picture! My patreons voted upon what to draw for this month, and this idea (also by one of my patreons) won: 

Twilight Sparkle sleeping on a pile of books, like in Princess Spike episode, looking cute having arousing dreams, winking and moist. Maybe peeing in her sleep.

So here it is! Enjoy! I tried a couple of new things with it, I hope you guys like it. And I hope the little easter egg is appreciated, I really love Velvet, she’s adorable and I’m sure I’ll draw her again in the future!

High res here.

If you’d like to vote on what pictures I draw next, please consider supporting me on patreon, every little bit is highly appreciated!

Asker theotakux Asks:
They call you rude? I think "ANSWER ME!" is way more rude...
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Yeh, the irony wasn’t lost on me!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
why are you ignoring my asks? i sent three already and you are ignoring them. please dont be rude.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Keeping myself anonymous... but I saw that you've been giving people some inspirational words and I myself was wondering if I can get in on that. my world feels black and white and I don't ever feel happy anymore. I feel like I'm bad at everything I do and that I'm going nowhere in life. Honestly... I just feel useless. (I know you're not a therapist or anything, just hoping I can get some inspirational talk from my fav artist. I would talk to friends but I lack those. Which is mostly my fault.)
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

lunaismaiwaifu:

ratofponi:

It’s somewhat long, so my answer is after the read more.

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Rattadoc’s pep talk is pretty fantastic, I don’t have anything to add to it (not that anyone asked me to add anything to it), but one thing I want to share is that depression can’t always be cured with positive thoughts and a positive view in life alone - in a lot of cases, you need to seek professional help and maybe medication as a part of that. 

It’s a shitty disease that eats away at your soul because even if you choose to be positive and change your lifestyle and things are looking like they’re improving - wham, it hits you and then all of your effort is rewarded with more feelings of inadequacy, because you’re trying harder and better and yet nothing seems to improve.

Truth is, if you’re feeling like this, it might be time to see a professional about it. 

I’ve been trying to do this for years, so I can stop feeling miserable myself. After suffering from on-and-off depression the last… what, 10 years? Every time I’ve felt like I had broken through, that I’d found my motivation, that I finally beat what was holding me down, it whacked me again not long after and it left me more and more jaded, more and more helpless. 

So seek help if you think it’s something you can’t beat alone. There’s no shame in that - it took me way too long to to understand that.

Good words!

I should have mentioned more about depression and not just glanced over it in one sentence. Depression is a very sneaky and serious disease. And like limw says, there’s nothing to be ashamed about, seeking professional help is nothing bad and is in no way admitting defeat. And depression doesn’t mean that you’re constantly sad, more often than not it shows itself by a lack of interest and a lack of caring about things instead. I know of cases where people were surprised by the depression diagnosis they got, but in hindsight it made sense to them. In my opinion talking to a professional is a pretty good idea and won’t hurt.