Rat's Saucy Nest

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Left hand vs. right hand?
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Left for masturbating, right for virtually everything else like drawing, writing, etc!

Ah, sorry for all the spam, I hate uploading .gifs on tumblr :( I hope it’ll finally work, sorry for the crappy quality!
Anyways, if that’s not the cutest thing ever, then I don’t know! The newest episode (Made in Manehattan) was nice, AJ had so many...

Ah, sorry for all the spam, I hate uploading .gifs on tumblr :( I hope it’ll finally work, sorry for the crappy quality!

Anyways, if that’s not the cutest thing ever, then I don’t know! The newest episode (Made in Manehattan) was nice, AJ had so many cute moments. It was great seeing her as a main character in an episode again. And I always love seeing her and Rarity interacting. <3

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Different anon. What should someone do if the only thing that makes them want to live (In my case, My Little Pony) is also the thing that usually makes them want to die (or at least, the fandom)?
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

The way I see it, you found something you love so much that you want to live for it, in this case MLP. Now try to imagine how many things are out there, how many things that you will never, ever know even exist. There are countless pieces of art, books, movies, tv shows, songs, landscapes, animals, plants, activities and interests out there. For example, you could literally spend the rest of your life reading books and do nothing else and you still wouldn’t have read every book in existence. How many of those books that you’re gonna read do you think will touch you? With how many of those books will you fall in love? I’m pretty sure the odds are huge that there are hundreds, if not thousands of things out there that you want to live for. You just have to go find them.

If a certain aspect of a thing make you depressed, I’d try to ignore that part (in this case the fandom) as much as possible. I stopped reading certain forums or comments, because I just started to hate the community, for example. I’d try to fill the void that this leaves with something positive and new. Try out a whole bunch of new things, go read a book or start a new tv show, or go take up some classes at a community college or find a crazy hobby you might like. Chances are it won’t be long until you’ve found something else that makes you want to live. So you’ll have MLP plus this new thing, and can start to ignore the toxic and negative parts of MLP, since you’ll have something else that catches your attention.

I’m not sure if that made too much sense, I hope it did!

Suicide cant end life getting worse, it can only stop it from getting better. Reach out to family and friends, even Rat here-great guy! Or call the hotline at (800) 273-8255. Wishing you well!

Oh yeah, that’s a really good argument, too! I agree! You won’t stop life from getting worse, you’ll just stop. Period. Once you’re dead it literally can’t get better anymore.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Before I kill myself I would like to say thank you for your amazing art.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

I feel honored that you decided to reach out to me and I’m really happy that you like my art. I love drawing for you guys, and I’m looking forward to draw a lot of art for a long time to come. 

Could you do me a favor and check out the following resources and talk to someone, please? https://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/counseling_prevention_resources

Also if you want to talk to me directly via chat, my Skype is RatofDeath. 

The world is your oyster right now! Go do something awesome, have fun and enjoy life. If you think life is not worth living anymore, that means there’s nothing holding you back anymore, do something you always wanted to do or just something crazy. Move across the country, go skydiving, drive to Vegas and bet everything you have on black, take out a loan and travel to the first country you see on a map, do some crazy shit and explore the world. 

The world is beautiful, it’s hard to see sometimes, I know, I’ve been there. But keep in mind, that no matter how dark it is right now, if you keep going one day you will look back at today and be thankful that you kept going. In ten years, today will just be a distant memory and you’ll be in a better place.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
How old are you?
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

I turned 30 in July. So old :(

Regarding that discussion, I also personally think that masturbation is something completely detached and different than sex. I don’t think masturbation is there to replace or imitate sex, it’s its own thing with its own desires and satisfactions. Masturbation is part of your sex life and in my opinion pretty important. I don’t think it can (and should) be replaced by sex (or the other way around). But again, different tastes and opinions. I know some people who quit masturbating when they’re in a sexual relationship. (Or even demand of their partner that they quit masturbating because of insecurities or jealousy, like wtf?!) I’m different than that, because I think masturbation is an important part of sexual health, as long as you don’t completely overdo it, but that goes for everything.

So when I said “it’s not comparable” I’m not grading it or saying anything about quality or if it’s better/worse than actual sex, I’m saying it’s on a completely different playing field. It’s like comparing Football to Soccer. Both are played on a grassy surface, but they have completely different stadiums, rulesets, players, play time and goals.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Different anon, and I'd have to disagree. I've found that toys (at least, quality ones) fell far superior to an actual vagina.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

I think for me nothing comes even close to the warmth of an actual vagina. Not even considering all the other things that are going on in real sex. But everybody has different tastes and opinions, as long as you find something that you enjoy!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Since I'm anon here fuck it: I've never gotten laid before, out of all of the sex toys you own, whats the name of the one that comes the absolute closest to condomless pussy? And, how close does it come? Remember that even if its only 20% as good its still the closest if the others are 15% or 10 %.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

They don’t come close. I don’t see them as being a replacement or imitation of the real thing, but rather an addition to masturbation. They’re there to change up masturbation and make masturbating more interesting and diverse. They’re not there to replace real vaginas. A real vagina is very warm, contracts and tightens (you can kinda imitate that effect by squeezing down on the toys, but it’s not really comparable) is very slippery and just in general feels very different. Sorry, I’m sure that’s not what you wanted to hear but the toys are all pretty fun to masturbate with, but I can’t even start to compare them to the real deal. So it doesn’t matter too much which one you get, just get one that you think you’ll enjoy!

This time with cutiemark!

I’m like a week and a half late with this picture, sorry for that. But yeh, I really liked her in the Canterlot Boutique episode, she’s such a cutie. I just had to draw her. Apparently her name is Sunshine Smiles. Even the name is adorable!

You will buy those cute panties for her, right Anon?

High res here.

Asker askmoonburst Asks:
No buttmark?
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Damn, I forgot! Lemme change it, I’ll take the post down till it’s fixed.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Sorry if this is a blunt question, but I'm curious: are you capable of drawing people? This is in no way a dig at your pony or feral art or your artistic talent in general, it's just I don't think I've ever seen you draw a human.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Don’t worry, that’s a good question! I’m not really capable of drawing people yet. I tried a few times in the past, but in general I prefer feral things, because those are inside my comfort zone. But I do wanna expand to human/anthro slowly in the future!

Here’s an anthro OC of mine
Here’s Snow, from The Wolf Among Us
Here’s Elsa

And I think those are all the humans I’ve drawn in the last year and a half. I really should try more.

My wife and I went whale watching yesterday to celebrate our wedding anniversary and we encountered a huge school of about 700 dolphins. It was absolutely amazing, they surrounded the boat and were super playful and everything. The youngest ones didn’t quite know how to jump properly yet, so they’d just flail around in the air. The adult ones were super graceful. They’re such cuties! I think I have to draw some dolphin porn again soon.

We also saw some hunchback whales and other interesting animals, but eh, they don’t compare to dolphins!

Anyways, I have some pony porn to post soon! Sorry again for being slow right now. There’s a lot going on in my life. Busy with the move, my best friend from Germany is visiting the states, and now the anniversary weekend and everything. And I just watched yesterday’s episode, it was cute! I liked seeing Rarity and Rainbow Dash as friends! And Rarity’s boutique in Canterlot seems to be doing well, that was nice to see.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hi, you mentioned that you plan on doing a live art stream on friday, where do you host your stream? Also, I'm legitimatly surprised that someone that follows you has no interest in Bad-Dragons' equine toys.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

I stream pretty much ever Friday at noon PST on picarto! I also try to stream at random times during the week. This is my picarto channel: https://picarto.tv/RatofPoni

If you follow me on there, you’ll automatically get email notifications whenever I go online!

Today’s new episode was fun! I really enjoyed it, I felt like I could relate to Rarity’s struggle a lot. Seeing her all happy at the end was great. And there were a couple of super interesting ponies in this episode that I definitely have to draw soon! I’m glad we’re out of the hiatus.

Also did you guys see the trailer for the next few episodes? AJ’s halloween costume is seriously the most adorable thing I’ve seen all year long. I can’t wait to see that episode!