Rat's Saucy Nest

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>Being a cat owner.

Ugh, woke up this morning to one of my cats (the asshole one) shredding my left arm to pieces.

More to the story and bloody picture after the break, so trigger warning or something.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
You realize you are masturbating to horses right? Like actual horses they aren't anthro or anything
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

>cartoon characters that are colorful, magical, talking, and all in all anthropomorphized per definition
>actual horses

Okay then.

Asker dartrunner Asks:
I went and saw Jurassic World yesterday, and I now understand why you love Blue so much. I do as well. Any chance we will see more of her from you?
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Aaah, I know, right? Funnily enough you’re not the first one who’s telling me this exact same thing after they watched Jurassic World. :D It’s nice to see that Blue is getting so much love.

Coincidentally, check out what arrived in the mail a few moments ago, as a belated birthday present from my amazing wife. Now I’ll be able to recreate the drawing of Blue I did a while ago in Lego!

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I’ll definitely draw her again, but it might be a while! I have lots of pony projects in the pipeline!

Asker imboredlord Asks:
You really like to eat horse meat? Is it like chewy or how it was cooked that you like it? O_o
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

It’s a steak and it’s prepared just like a beef steak, grilled and everything. I like it done Medium Rare. It’s not chewy at all, texture and everything is pretty much exactly like a beef steak, it’s just that the flavor is different and more intense. There are also sausages and stuff, but I’m not a big fan of sausages in general.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat#Switzerland

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Oh god, that turned out super long, so after the break.

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I guess it’s Too Much Information Monday, or something, haha. If there’s something you always wanted to know about me, here’s the chance to get an answer! I’m in a mood to answer some questions. But I’ll collect them and answer all of them in one post in the evening, to not clutter up my blog or spam your dashboards.

Found some more amazing Applejack related toys at Target! Since when is Hasbro producing show accurate and interesting toys? And most importantly, anything involving AJ? After five seasons of AJ being treated like a background pony in regards to marketing and toys at best (or sometimes even completely left out, like in a couple of McDonalds Happy Meal events) we get a toy line completely dedicated to the Apple family! Makes me happy.

I heard apparently there’s also a huge Sweet Apple Acres barn available, but I couldn’t find it yet. There are too many pony toys to buy, help.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Could you provide some insights into what might be driving your watersports fetish? It's not for me, but it'd be nice to understand where others are cumming from.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

>cumming from
:D

I wish I could answer the question properly, tho. It’s something I asked myself a lot, but I can’t really give a satisfying reason for why I have that fetish. But I think that’s true for a lot of fetishes, isn’t it? I also couldn’t really explain why I’m into anal or spanking or bondage (or even mlp) either for example.

But I guess something that I like about watersports is, that it’s very intimate, it’s something highly private that a person is sharing with someone else. Arguably even more private and intimate than sex itself. Also I’m sure the fact that it’s taboo is helping. Plus I really love fluids, they’re fun to draw and pretty to look at. I also kinda like the desperation angle of it, when someone needs to go badly, etc. Also if you ever had to hold your bladder for a long time, you know how good it feels to pee. So I guess that’s a positive feeling I associate with the fetish, too? Plus I kinda like the female urethra. I dunno. It might also just be a fetish of mine because I’m weird.

Sorry for TMI!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
So, do you like pee or what? Cause you make a watersports edit of everything.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

I do, obviously.

Also, lots of people are asking for those edits, so it works out nicely! Quite a few of the suggestions I get for what to draw on patreon include a pee edit.

It’s nice to not be alone in having an unconventional fetish.

Obligatory watersports edit of the previous pic!

High res here.

Serve your Goddess.

Last month’s patreon picture! I had so much fun drawing it, I’m really happy with how her expression turned out! She’s so pretty.

High resolution here and here. Enjoy!

If you like the picture and would want a say in what I draw every month for patreon by voting and providing ideas, please consider supporting me on my patreon!

Look what I found at Target! Awesome!

Applejack finally has a hat. <3

Lots of people have been asking for a NSFW version. I don’t think I’ll be able to turn the frontside into porn (at least not with the time that’s available to me), but I did a small edit for the backside! I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Higher resolution here
(Please keep in mind that even this higher res version is nowhere near high enough to actually get the Daki printed, it would turn out horribly blurry.)

nekomestinyworld:

Juicy Apples

Late Birthday gift for Ratofponi

EDIT: Since seemingly most people think that it’s either a prolapse or a dildo in Dash’s vag, I added a little leaf to show: IT’S AN APPLE :P

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If you like my art and want to see more, you can support me on patreon. Every bit counts and very much appreciated!

Aaaaaaaaah! Oh my god, it turned out amazing. Thank you so much <3 AJ’s expression is wonderful. Thank you!