Rat's Saucy Nest

All characters drawn and posted here are of fictional nature and are depicted as consenting adults over the age of 21.

As requested a version without the interesting fluids. Enjoy!

High resolution here

yanari1992 replied to your post: Commission for a friend who’d like to …

I don’t suppose there will be a watersports-free edit since it’s a commission, eh?

I think it should be okay, even though it kinda loses the meaning of the picture, though! I asked the commissioner and will hopefully hear back soon. 

But yeah, the last time I’ve drawn watersports someone made a very sloppy edit and posted it all over the place, please don’t do that! I prefer to edit the picture myself and not have a badly edited picture floating around. Thanks! And thank you for asking, too!

Commission for a friend who’d like to stay anonymous. I had way too much fun drawing that pee.

Thanks to everyone in the livestream for keeping me company and stuff!

Anyways, enjoy!

High resolution here

ratofponi:

I really wanted to draw some gaping! Enjoy.

Regarding the previous ask, here’s one of my favorite Rarity pieces! Chances are some of my newer followers haven’t seen that one yet, since it’s somewhat old.

Is it still flag desecration if it’s for sexual gratification? Oh well! Happy Birthday ‘Murica!

Enjoy

Don’t mind me, just shoving a ship in all of your faces!

I’m away from home for the past two days and I only have access to my wife’s laptop and her tablet and I’m not really proficient with either of those. So I was only able to do something rough.

I may correct and color these when I’m back home tomorrow evening, depending on how much time I have!

Sorry if that appears twice on your dash, apparently I broke tumblr and it wouldn’t load the picture sometimes. Hope this fixed it.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Wait, I thought you were shipping Rarijack?
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

I do! I like a big variety of ships! And I think Rarijack is my favorite one right now. Which makes that Anon even more ridiculous.

But yeah, Appledash is close to my heart. I really like it and it was my first ship and kinda the reason why I became a part of this fandom.

I think people getting angry over a ship are silly. And I don’t mean people who have discussions about which ship would work out best or why certain ships won’t work well in reality. I mean people who go around telling other people what they’re allowed to like and people who genuinely get angry about the fact that someone ships two cartoon colored horses together.

Blech, anyways, sorry for random boring textposts!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You appledashers love shoving your ship in our faces don't you? Well thanks a lot it's bad enough we have to deal with appledash bullshit everywhere now you have the voice actress doing it great it's not like we need anymore fucking appledash. I take it you are the dumb fuck who spent money in an appledash wedding you idiots take the ship to seriously.
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

Sure sounds like you’re the one here who is taking it way too serious.

I love the irony in this ask.

Edit: Haha, I just saw this person sent almost exactly the same message to my SFW blog last night. So much for shoving opinions down the throat of others.

tres-apples:

now this is canon

http://instagram.com/p/p2FhFBGbQ7/?modal=true

Oh Ashleigh <3

Also, omg sketchyjackie! Ashleigh Ball posted one of your drawings! I’m so jealous.

(via 3-apples-deactivated20180325)

I’m sorry for not posting art in a while! My wife’s car died a slow but sure death and we were busy looking for a new one. I can’t believe how much work getting a new car is. And doing real life grown up stuff like that feels weird.

Also, I’m working on 6 pictures simultaneously right now because I’m stupid and I like to procrastinate. So progress is super slow, but there’s a lot of stuff on the horizon!

Anyways, have a random painting doodle to make up for no art!

Also Saddle Up is coming soon, for which I did two pieces and I’m super excited for!

Teaser for one of my pictures for the upcoming Saddle Up! gay pony artpack. I’ll have at least two pictures in there, probably three. For the deluxe pack each picture will have multiple edits like cumshots or toys for example.
I’m really excited to...

Teaser for one of my pictures for the upcoming Saddle Up! gay pony artpack. I’ll have at least two pictures in there, probably three. For the deluxe pack each picture will have multiple edits like cumshots or toys for example.

I’m really excited to be part of something this big. And I’m having a lot of fun drawing my entries. It’s fun drawing males for once! Saddle Up features 50+ artists, and likely well over 150 unique pictures! I saw some of the other artists’ contribution and it’s amazing, people put so much love and quality into this. My contributions feel a little bit inadequate, to be honest!

The pack will release on July 11th and will be free!

A deluxe version will be available, which will be Pay What You Want ($5+), with countless edits and alternate versions of the pictures added and every picture in incredibly high resolution.

Check out the site for more information here!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
TELL ALL YOU'RE FRIENDS THAT I WILL LAUNCH AN ATTACK ON EVERYONE WHO JOINED THE SADDLE UP ART PACK THAT I WILL LAUNCH A VIRUS ONTO THE ARTPACK, THE WEBSITE, THE ARTISTS (INCLUDING YOU), AND ON BRAEBURNED. SPEAKING OF WHICH, PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE A SNIPER GUY THAT WILL BE ASSASSINATING BRAEBURN 2 DAYS AFTER SADDLE UP LAUNCHES. BE AWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
ratofponi ratofponi Said:

*your

6/10, made me reply. Could use something along the lines of “I’m a highly decorated member of the US Marines!”, though. And definitely needs more insults.

I’m not even ashamed.

Submitted by stardustthepony:

Here is Dolphin anatomy. As you can tell, the female has mammary glands on the side of her vag aka genital slit, not in her anus. Sorry, Im a nerd when it comes to marine life. LOL

Edit by Rat:
Science! Thanks stardustthepony! I got some other interesting messages, and apparently the anal/gential slit is one big slit in the female (where there are still two different openings, the anal one and the vaginal one!), while in the male it looks like an exclamation mark, since the anal opening is in a different slit than the genital one. I found this neat picture:

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That’s the genital slit containing the anus and the vaginal opening, the small ones to the side are the mammary slits for delicious Dolphin milk!

The more you know!

ratofponi:

My wife and I were having a conversation about cat nipples and then I somehow stumbled upon this wonderful headline.

I can’t believe people are getting mad and sending me really angry messages about that Dolphin thing.

I’m aware the headline I took a screenshot of is over exaggerated. I thought it was funny and it cracked me up.

Thanks for the people pointing out or explaining how it really works in Dolphins, it’s very interesting and I don’t mind being corrected at all! But people being hostile, sending me anon hate and calling me retarded or worse over a joke need to seriously rethink every step in their life that led them to this very moment.