While walking to a restaurant for lunch with some of my coworkers today, a carriage passed us in the snow. Just some minutes earlier our conversation topic was loosely related to female buttocks. And apparently the driver of the carriage was a cute girl with a nice behind.

Coworker #1: That’s also a pretty nice ass

Coworker #2: Mhm!

Me: Huh? The horse’s?

I’m glad they thought I was just making a clever joke. One even jokingly replied:

Coworker #1: Interesting fetish you have there, Rat.

IF THEY ONLY KNEW.