Rat's Saucy Nest
Pokémon Go is insane! I was hanging out in a park with about a 100 other people in the middle of the night, catching Pokémon. At one point someone yelled “There’s a Scythor here!” and everyone came running towards it. It was amazing!
Also there are so many players everywhere. Drop a lure at a Pokestop and within minutes a small group of people gathered!
It’s a lot of fun and the community is great, it’s awesome to meet so many people who are caught in the same craziness.
Also, go team Valor!
(New art is coming really soon, I promise! I’m hoping tomorrow. I’m so sorry for being slow.)
I just saw Finding Dory, and the short they played in front, Piper, was absolutely amazing and totally stole the show. I hope they’ll release it in full soon, can’t wait to watch it over and over. It was super adorable!
I like birds.
I would argue the urethra could conceivably only have one functioning pathway. If you have two, the urine would still find the path of least resistance. Also, due to how the anatomy is positioned, it’d always end up going through the female anatomy. You can look at the urethra yourself in an anatomical drawing, and see that in male anatomy it’d kind of “go around” due to the genitals but not so with females. Females are more a “straight shot”, you see.
Oh that makes sense! Awesome, so I chose the right exit point. Even tho some people now think her balls are somehow leaking pee. Because that makes more sense than that it’s coming out of her urethra below the balls.
Now that would be an interestingly weird fetish, pee filled balls.
pikacock replied to your photoset: I was commissioned to draw this OC, Kazlee, as a…
I didn’t know balls could piss like that
It’s coming out of her urethra, the balls are just blocking the way, hence the whole spraying out under them part.
The discussion if the pee should come out of the urethra in the vagina or in the penis was an interesting one. I still wonder how that would work if futa (so two completely working sets of genitals) were real. Maybe the pee would come out of both urethrae simultaneously?
Questions in the life of a porn artist
To the Anon who asked if sex really is the greatest thing in the world (Sorry, since your question was multiple asks I can’t really publish them together. Also if you want me to answer in more detail and private, you’ll have to send me an ask non-anonymously):
Sex is pretty great, especially with a person you’re very attracted to it’s very amazing and satisfying! But it’s definitely not the greatest thing in the world like it’s made out to be, at least for me. It ranks up there and is amongst my favorite things in life (but definitely not THE most favorite), but I think overall sex is overrated.
Like you said, the media, advertisement, games, everything is bombarding us with the idea of sex and how mind-blowingly amazing it is. And that often it’s the most important thing ever (or at least the driving force behind a storyline or something). Or like if someone doesn’t have had sex yet, that they’re missing out on something huge or that they’re somehow a loser. Or how the first time is always this super amazing magical thing, where both know what they’re doing and both have orgasms (even simultaneously!) and know exactly what their partner wants and likes. Please.
That’s definitely not true, and sex is kinda overhyped in mainstream media (and often misplaced, l dislike pointless and unnecessary side storylines about romance or sex in an action movie or a drama series, for example. It’s different if they are relevant to the whole story or a character arc, but a lot of times it’s just there because sex and love-triangle stuff sells. And it shows.) Which is funny, coming from someone who draws porn. Obviously sexuality is a very big thing in my life and it’s something very important to me and I’m very sex-positive. And I absolutely love sexy stuff. I have drawn porn hanging on my walls and everything. But the actual act of sex itself isn’t the ultimate answer to all questions and the one thing every human should aspire to achieve. Don’t be stressed out if you haven’t had sex yet, it’s not a measurement on how much you’re worth.
I hope that helped! Ah so many people asking for advice or my thoughts on something, I feel like I should open a separate blog for that. Ratvice or something! I hope I’m not annoying you guys who’re just here for the colorful smut. I like sharing my thoughts and trying to be helpful!
Anonymous Asks:
ratofponi Said:
Why do so many people think drawing porn is something shameful and something people break friendships (or even family relationships) up over it? Pretty much all of my real life friends know that I draw porn in some way or form, sure most don’t know details and I wouldn’t show them my stuff, but normal people usually don’t really care about something like that and aren’t judgemental assholes about it.
I’m not worried about someone I know finding my porn, because if someone really has issues with it (besides some light hearted teasing) they wouldn’t be someone I want to be friends with anyways. I don’t have room for toxic people in my life.
People I know in real life have stumbled upon my porn blog before. Besides a bit of awkward smiling immediately after they asked me if it’s really me, absolutely nothing changed. After all, if you really find my porn that means you’re looking for it. And especially if you make the connection that I am the artist. That means that you read enough of my random posts about my personal life to make the connection to my real life persona and were a little bit more invested into it than just a random glance on a random website. And if that’s the case you have no justification for being judgemental anyways.
And if my future kids really find my porn and disown me over that, then I did a horrible job raising them.
Edit, courtesy of LIMW:
Does not apply to workplace/professional situations, obviously! Also not if you live with your parents and they would have massive issues with it.
I was in San Francisco this morning and found this place. Took me a while to realize it’s a lobster claw and not a vagina.
My friend told me, that this beverage is supposed to be a very American experience, so I tried to finish my transformation into a true American on this 4th of July. Immediately regretted my decision. It’s absolutely horrible. Send help.
Anonymous Asks:
ratofponi Said:
Haha, thanks! I’m actually pretty liberal/libertarian. I like the whole spirit of freedom and opportunity here in America. And coincidentally I’m just on my way to go shooting to celebrate the 4th!
My outlook on life definitely has changed since moving here exactly 2 years ago. I’m still at least partially Swiss at heart, but I’d also definitely call where I life now home. It’s not too different, but different enough. I couldn’t put it in words tho. There definitely was a small culture shock at first, but I’d like to think I embrace a lot of American culture now (I mean the culture here is so vast and different, but in general). There are still some things that are new to me or surprise me ever once in a while, haha.
I’m super fascinated that you call me red-blooded American, and I feel it’s a compliment. But I wonder what made you say that?
Haha sorry, that was a lot more politics than I have ever talked about on here.
Fellow immigrant here. You know, I read a comment on Reddit once that I think really summarizes Americans for the most part and their attitude towards foreigners who move here. I don’t have it saved which is a fuckin’ tragedy right now, but it was something like:
“This is the awesome thing about America. In other countries, you’re always the outsider - you may be liked, you may be respected, but nobody sees you as part of their culture; you’re always the foreigner.
In America, nobody gives a shit. You move here, you embrace this country and consider yourself an american? Fuck, come over for a beer and some 4th of July fireworks. If you have a desire to be a part of the culture of this nation, that’s all you need.”
It’s been my experience, too. Of course it’s not the same for everyone, but I think that comment summarizes it pretty decently.
I agree! I’ve never been met with anything but kindness, patience and openness. (Well there are some assholes out there, but definitely nothing that I remember) A lot of people ask me where I’m from because of my accent or tell me they like my accent, and they’re always interested to hear my story and everything. Nobody ever questioned my American-ness or anything.
So yeh! Happy 4th to everybody, and happy 2-years-since-immigration-anniversary to me!
Or like some people like to say; America Fuck Yeah! (I still don’t agree with some American politics, but overall the country and everybody living in it is pretty awesome)
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how i feel after watching jurassic world
Oh Blue, my girl… I feel so bad for her!
I can’t believe I’m so attached to a cgi dinosaur that my heart hurts.
I went shooting Sporting Clays for the first time this past weekend. It was so much fun! It’s like miniature golf with a shotgun. Bless ‘Murica. Next Babscon we should totally get a group together and go enjoy an afternoon of shooting clay pigeons and clay rabbits.
Strange Science - by SabretoothedErmine
Based on this real-life science experiment according to the artist ;)
But yeah, rat cuties <3
Today I learned that people are seriously masturbating rats for science. I thought that piece of information was worth sharing.
I used a computer that’s not mine today and I had to look something up on my deviantart, and while typing in the URL, Chrome autocompleted like this. I guess even Google knows who my waifu is.
In other news, I’m finally feeling better, yay! And new pony episode tomorrow, double-yay <3
I’m on my way to BLFC in Reno! I’m excited, aaaah! I’ll be there for the next few days. Maybe I’ll meet some of you? Lemme know if you’re gonna be there!
I’ll be back early next week! I have a lot of art that I’m almost finished with, so next week I’ll probably be able to post a lot of new stuff!
I’m finally back home and everything from FC! I had a blast. It was fun, exciting, inspiring and so very exhausting.
It was my first furry convention and I got to see fursuits up close for the first time (besides some pony ones I saw at Babscon last year) and I was impressed, some very pretty stuff. And seeing people in fursuits dance on the dancefloor was crazy. We also hit some room parties and they all were a lot of fun, if you’re gonna be at Babscon, definitely go check out the Klingons, they’ll host a room party there again!
It was awesome to be at a con where a lot of dealers had porn on their table, I met a lot of people who came up to me who were curious about the concept of pony porn and my pieces in the art show (see older post) generated a lot of talk. I also had the chance to attend a great art panel and in general saw a lot of things that inspired me, I learned a lot.
Huge thanks to Surgical and Lys for helping out on the table and for making sure I was gonna enjoy myself and check out some of the events!
I did a few badge commissions at the table but sadly only remembered to take a picture of two of them, enjoy! If one of you who commissioned me is reading this, thank you so much! And big thanks to everyone who stopped by to say hi, look at my stuff or even bought something!
Anyways, I got a lot of emails and asks from people interested in buying some of the prints or a book that I had at the con, I do have some leftovers and will offer them for sale online! My friend Lysander is helping me with the logistics of that, we’re gonna put up an announcement and order form later this week, hopefully around Thursday. We will also have another limited edition buttposter (print 4 of 5) available. The one that was sold at the art show was print 3 of 5. And the Fluttershy Canvas was the only one that didn’t get sold (to my big surprise, it’s my favorite piece of the 6), I’ll also have that one up for grabs!
Stay tuned!