but what the fuck is wrong with the rest of this country?
yes, i don’t get a single of these other phrases esp wolf is giving birth and devil beating his wife (the devil has a wife???) but this test picked exactly where i live what the FUCK
Apparently I’m from Honolulu.
It also said I was from Honolulu so maybe it’s a Canadian thing?
holy cow… it actually came up with Rockford… which was like an hour from where I lived the longest as a kid @0@
Yeah that was pretty on the dot. http://nyti.ms/14nBEq1
Wow, I’m only living here since barely two years and it’s already pretty accurate. (Bay Area, the other big red spot in California on the map)
Found this super soft Elsa blanket in Walmart the other day. The ‘feel me’ sticker made me giggle.
Anyways, I really love how soft the blanket is, I can’t keep my hands off of it. The fabric is amazing, which gave me the idea to draw an AJ (or maybe even mane six) picture and try to get it printed on a blanket like this to sell at cons. I’m super excited about the idea!
I have a question about horse anatomy. It always seems like in your drawings, the characters have split clits. Do actual horses have that?
ratofponi Said:
A little bit, yes! Of course it’s simplified and emphasized in my art. But if you google it (especially vulvar winking) you can see it pretty well. Sometimes the clit even looks like a tongue. Anatomy is weird. I think it highly depends on the individual horse and the breed though, there’s a lot of genital variety, just like in humans. Sadly that’s something not a lot of people realize, I also fall into this trap and draw ‘same-vag’ way too often. And don’t get me started on people thinking all girls’ genitals look the same.
A human’s clitoris can look split too, btw!
But yeah, keep in mind that the genitals I draw are purely fictional, they resemble both equine and human anatomy. I’m not drawing something that exists in real life, I draw a weird mix between equine and human anatomy for the sake of art and because ponies are a mix between human and equine in my mind. They show characteristics from both species. Since they’re fictional creatures, I think the genitals can be just as fictional. For example I place the urethra where it should be on a human, in a horse it would be way deeper inside. And I overemphasize the vulvar winking, in reality horses do that only when they’re in heat or peeing, but in pretty much all of my pictures the clitoris appears external, because I like clitorises, they’re fun to draw.
Sometimes I’m also more in the mood for human-like genitals, so I push them a bit more in that direction, and sometimes I wanna try new and crazy things and push them in the other direction. Basically I just do what I’m in the mood for and think is fun to draw!
>Planning on having a productive weekend and draw lots >Get invited to the Alpha of this stupid fun and addictive game >Play all weekend long >Greentexting on tumblr
Oh well! Thank god they shut down the servers today and the Alpha is over, I still have the rest of the night to be productive.
I was checking on my pictures on the derpibooru today after I wasn’t there for ages, and I saw they have this fun little icons/achievements next to nicknames now, and apparently I’m officially a Perfect Pony Plot Provider!
Made me smile. Also I love to read comments/reblogs on my pictures and seeing all the positive reactions. It’s very flattering to realize that people really like my work.
You may address me as Perfect Pony Plot Provider Rat from now on.
Today’s my birthday! When I got out of bed my amazingly wonderful wife was out to get us some breakfast, so I dragged my lazy self over to the computer and found some presents waiting for me guarded by a little Applejack plush, eee! One of them was this great Applejack figurine. Finally some official AJ merch with her hat!
And as soon as I turned on my computer I had dozens of new Skype and Tumblr messages and some Steam gifts waiting for me and I just wanted to thank all of you! I’ll try to answer everyone personally, but if I’ll somehow forget some: Thank you for the kind words and everything. It means so much, I’m completely overwhelmed.
I’ll try to draw something as a thank you as soon as I find the time!
Okay, so I'm a cis-identifing male and I thinking about getting a penatrative toy from Bad dragon when I have the money (Anthro-husky to be percise) but I'm also looking for a relationship. And my problem boils down to, if I somehow become part of a romantic relationship how should I tell my partner about the fact that I own a self-pleasuring sex toy modeled on a anthropomorphised dog breed. Given that you admited having/had a similar product, I was wondering if I could get your take on this?
ratofponi Said:
Interesting question, and I gladly talk about stuff like that and give advice or anything, if you ask something like that non-anon I’ll answer privately and don’t have to spam my followers dashboard with a wall of text, if you’re comfortable talking to me non-anon!
Answer after the cut for everyone who’s interested!
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